Last night I had a dream that I was kinda buds with Troy Polamalu. The setup of the dream was that I was at his place to interview him for something, but we were already acquaintances because he really liked eating at the Quiet Storm. There was some kind of thing going on where he was trying to get a bunch of special commemorative Sports Illustrated magazines for me to give out to the staff, and when he was making the call he launched into this flowery speech about the fundamental decency of my character. Awww.
So here's the thing: he has never actually been to the Quiet Storm. We have to fix this in the off season, somehow. Wish me luck.