I hate to say it, especially after just getting this from my sisters, but I think it is officially over between me and Jimmy Page. I just can't believe what a manwhore he is lately. I mean, I got over the P Diddy thing. It was hard, but I did it. This is just too, too wrong.
I understand that he has a lot of starving children in Brazil to take care of, but still. He can't need money that badly.

And with Russell Brand alternately dating the lady from The Grudge 2, and all but proposing to Britney Spears, I guess I'll just have to settle on being Rob Halford's boot slave. Or something.